Change the Marketer, Change the world.

SEO Internet Marketing Discovery Bay

Search Engine Optimization Discovery Bay

Our problem is that people think marketing is great and sales is too difficult and horrible. When you go home, kids and spouse on the computer. Spouse talks about marketing or influencers. In a perfect world, it would all be sales.


Look at our video, that is an overweight programmer. Search engines – programming. Social media – programming. Video – programming. Design – programming. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Fat. Sales people – skinny.


Sparks is the owner of Hermosa. He commands perfection. He will finish everything until completed with USAF precision. The packages we offer we don’t even like to call marketing material, SEO or internet marketing. Discovery Bay has their own version of what that means.


We like to call it sales material subscriptions. We sell your “push to call” buttons. We want you to get calls and expand your website into other areas with pages. We connect those pages to different parts for “sales calls”. You can buy sales material every month forever with us. You can buy states as chunks on the pricing page.


Advertising happens to sales material. We help your advertising get more perfect over time. Hermosa will turn on you for laziness. People will ask you about your further education in the sales department. Marketing is above sales but we sell to if we have to sell for you, forward the calls to us. People will have hundreds of appointments over the calls then you. Every call sell or fail should be another appointment set. Call us. Goodbye.

Discovery Bay Sales Material

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Hermosa Beach Marketing SEO Services in Discovery Bay California

We need nothing from you to get started but your business name, address and phone number. Logo and password helps as well. Everything else we don’t or won’t or can’t use your help for.


You will never know if the server is down, it will be fixed and done. Emails down? Fixed and done. There is no charge for awesomeness. Security everything else, included. Focus on sales and forget you ever cared about anything else.


BUT!! We do like it when you view our work proof email. We want you to see where you are and what you are doing. Not in words you Goof! It is all screenshots of work you paid for this month. So you know what the web is doing. Also, anyone can misspell things at anytime so sometimes it is good to review what is going on. The more basic the better. Call us today.

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Current Specials

Eddie Sparks will personally design you full page, full resolution print advertisements. You will enjoy an expert experience as one of the better technicians creatively prepares you for advertising. Always be ready as you blast your social media with great layouts everyday of the month or everyday of the year. Only 10 weekly payments of $1,000 or 10 weekly payments of $2500. As an added bonus, Eddie Sparks will create your social media hashtags and postings free of charge.

Full Page Print – 25 for $10,000

Full Page & Half Page Print – 200 for $25,000

Paid Search & Internet Advertising
SEO & Internet Marketing Services

SEO and Internet Marketing

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Video Production Staffing, Cameras, DIT, Audio Techs, Artist Merch, & Celebrity Internet Assistants
Video Editing, Sound Editing & Color Correction
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