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Video Editing Services

L.A. Video Editors, Colorists, DVD Authorers, Line Producers, and Post Production Services by Hermosa Beach Marketing

We’re in a Chair, Wearing Cans, in the Fart Cave, and Can’t be Bothered!: Learning post production at Hermosa Beach Marketing started on the college level. Most of our core post-production crew in our photos went to the same Art and Design school and were in the same classes – although not all of them graduated from there. At our school, every year we had new equipment and software. Everyone was trained to edit by checking out equipment from the production room, filming our own work, and then opening up giant editing suites in the editing lab – that is the beginning.

Hermosa Beach Marketing offers “video editing services” straight from “Los Angeles”. Our staff can help people anywhere in the United States with services like Google Drive and Dropbox, where files can be transferred easily. We do accept hard drives in the mail or by rideshare.

We’ve spent our lives amassing large amounts of post production and color correction equipment. “Okay, I want you to organize from here to here. The rest you can sell online for your paycheck. Dude, you can’t give me that stuff, that’s half a grip truck. It’s like 80k for half a day’s work.” “I finally got my Apple Pro Rez monitor off eBay. Dude let me have it for $3000.00. My color correction setup is gonna be pimp!” “I worked the whole week on trade for his G Drive and I’m working for his RAID setup next week.”

We’re always here to help you with any size project. Yes, we do work on most platforms. We already have the software, rendering equipment, and knowledge. There are many things that can happen, but in the end; we appreciate the work and your patronage.

2x RED CARPET POST PRODUCTION AWARDS FOR FASHION

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Video Production Services in Los Angeles

L.A. Live Camera, Grip, and Technical Video Production Services by Hermosa Beach Marketing

We’re on Set, Wearing Black, and Can’t be Bothered!: Learning production at Hermosa Beach Marketing happened on the college level. Most of the core video production crew in our photos went to the same Art and Design school and were in the same classes – although not all of them graduated from there. People liked our tenacity to try, and most importantly, liked the value that we put on their equipment. (We clean everything all the time when it’s not ours)

Hermosa Beach Marketing offers “video production services” straight from “Los Angeles”. Our staff can help people anywhere in the United States when they’re on set or live by video chat assistance. The reason why we do video production, is because we always see our own work later on. Hundreds of thousands of days have been spent arguing that we don’t want to put our names on particular things that we do because our work was great – your actual finished product was just a bad idea before it started.

As years went by, we couldn’t handle our things looking like crap after being edited. People kept giving us the opportunity to work off equipment, and eventually we’d shoot things ourselves just to improve our own work. A good look and feel came to our video editing services over time. Then we just said that we could do it live – that was a few hundred thousand dollars paid by our techs over and over again just to have a job.

Thank you for your business.

“bro, I’m staring at the Pope bro, I’m staring at the Pope…“

“I’m touching Colbie Caillat right now with my mouse… Oh, yeah well I just brought Michelle Rodriguez coffee…“

“Clown metal all night… that sucks…“

“I just walked by LL Cool J in a suit with a hat on… I said ‘Looks like I just got drafted’ he said ‘lookin good man, lookin good’… “

“I need your help fixing this footage… I shot the entire Red Carpet without my contacts in… all blurry… I’m going to get fired…“

“Dude Holly Madison and Kendra Wilkinson are so hot in person… O my Gawwwdddd bro… she’s bending over… she’s bending over…“

“Ron Jeremy just poured a shot in my mouth… Oh yeah… he’s my neighbor across the street, right on La Brea.“

“I’m bowling with Flav… We have the same birthday…“

“She was tired and asked me to take her shoes off… Pink Pumps… Alone in the office… What do I do?…“

“My face is on the cover of the TBT… Yeah, I’ve been in there before…“

“Linkedin just used my photo in their emails… My artwork is on the homepage of Rock.com!“

“I’m on Air Force 1 again… third time… I feel like Reagan…“

“Sugar momma just bought me $100 shot…“

“I’ve been touching her with my mouse all day… she just walked in with Uggs… I’m in so much trouble.. She’s so hottt… today’s the day bro…“

“I’m sitting next to Kris Jenner. She’s approving photos… Pinks?“

“Dude.. guess what… we lost a lens box at work… and Marc’s pissed…“

“I stayed on set with the cast of Super Troopers for 18hrs… They bought a Crepe truck at about 3am..“

“I lost my motorcycle in Vegas… found it after 6 weeks at the Wynn…“

“I just got my picture with Andy Dick… me too.. Andy Dick.. crashed the after party.. Andy Dick..“

“I gave Jada my business card at Big Wangz“

“I’m on the field bro… I’m on the field…“

“I just got a badass ROG and $2000 for a magazine, video and a display… Oh, yeah… Marc’s giving me an iMac and a Color Monitor for cleaning out the warehouse…“

“I’m in jail… bro I told you… Pick me up… where are you… I’m in jail… bro its the Stanley Cup… And… you went to jail.“

“There I am on the news using the ATM while he’s shooting people… I walked right by him… dude that’s the second time…“

“DC… Vegas… OC… the Valley… Porto’s… Pho… New York… San Diego… Chateau Marmont… Roosevelt… the Prince… Edison…“

“I got arrested for filming the riots… I’m on the news… I put the camera rig on the Blazer…“

“I gotta get out of here bro… what do you mean you have to go you just ordered a beer… yeah well everybody in this bar is a dude with no shirt, whitey tightees and a cowboy hat on… how do you even do that…“

“I saw Hogan’s wife at Sagebrush with her new toy…“

“Me and Roy slept at Chatsworth station til 4.“

“These People Suck… x7 Million… Fuck em’ do somethin else… x7 Million“

“Crafty Fat“

Ring Ring It’s Hermosa!

Search and Click to Call

Digital Advertising

Ring… Ring… It’s Hermosa!: – Enjoy craftsman advertising programmers as they work towards INFINITE PROFITABILITY in “search digital advertising” and “click-to-call digital advertising“. Many types of companies, such as towing, don’t have the luxury of brand loyalty. SEO is great, but the only way certain types of businesses survive is ‘Click-to-Call’.

You can make tons of money as we work towards a perfect ad campaign. Google admin and media companies take their cut, but you can ensure that professionals are narrowing down your product or service to 2 things: 1. Turn on for work 2. Turn off while working. Google will show your phone number for the right price. Ring…. Ring… It’s Hermosa!

Amount of Setup Time Required: Sometimes the Advertising Platforms do care as to what type of business that you have. When that occurs, you’ll need some license information from the state portals.

Amount of Monthly Upkeep Involved: 0 Minutes. You’ll receive an invoice with screenshots. If there are things that you don’t want to advertise, then you’ll slowly ping pong with our service until the future is better for you.

*We always say that the well groomed click-to-call ad campaign should reach perfect settings, but thousands of things can happen to your ad including kids, computers, and greed.

Radvertising!

Photo and Video

Digital Advertising

RADvertising!: – If you’re a business owner, then sometimes it’s okay to put a few dollars a month into the Display Network online. Many of you believe that everywhere you look online are just opportunities missed to put your own advertisement in that location. If that’s you, then enjoy RADvertising as your main choice of doing business.

Once you’ve dreamed about having your own commercials on TV, then you’ve probably investigated how that works for YouTube, social media, and Roku. And, once you’ve seen pop-up ads with other people’s photos and phone numbers, then you’ve probably looked around for a service to help you do that too. Here at Hermosa Beach Marketing, we offer a few better programmers for “photo and video digital advertising” to help you on your business’ Display Network journey.

CRAFTSMANSHIP WILL SAVE YOU $99 OUT OF $100 EVERY DAY!!!!

There are many differences between having a professional from “Los Angeles” load your video’s display ad settings and you loading your video’s display ad settings by yourself:

1. We have 24 million people within 59 miles in each direction, Do you?
2. We have to micro-control every detail, or Bust Out Another Thousand. Did you slip a few grand a few times and didn’t tell nobody?
3. This is not advertising your commercial 6x during the 7 o’clock news or the Price is Right; this is 6700 possible times a second when your ad can spend your money. Awe… Did you accidentally advertise car repair to toddler tablets while they were on video conference with their friends?

It’s The Goolah, Baby!

eCommerce and Products for Sale

Digital Advertising

It’s the Goolah, Baby!: –  Hermosa Beach Marketing has spent millions of seconds hearing the hum of our computers for the purpose of Datafeeds, Product Standardization, and Advertising Platforms for “Products for sale and eCommerce digital advertising“. The purpose of offering your company the ability to advertise using various services varies by platform. We always do a mathematical equation with your decision maker when we get started. We like to ensure that our Google Base, Amazon Advertising, Social Media Marketplace, LinkShare, CommissionJunction, eBay Partner Nework, and Google Merchant Center experts will not run into the dreaded YOUR PRODUCT IS OUT OF STOCK.

Welcome to the 4 theories of advertising your products and services from a “Los Angeles” perspective:

1. We program each product to be INDIVIDUALLY PROFITABLE, Do you have that type of time?
2. We program all your products for GROUP PROFITABILITY. Do you want an average profit margin?
3. Your products are preened, promoted, and perfected in a spreadsheet environment to be SENT TO AFFILIATES VIA DATAFEEDS. Did you believe that every sale would be generated by you?
4. Your eCommerce product agreements are tailored towards CROSS-PROMOTIONS with DISTRIBUTORS and meant to STRONG ARM the MANUFACTURERS. Did you at any time, planet, or space continuum believe that you are better at promoting products by advertising them than we are in Los Angeles (the mecca of multi-lingual-ism).

Nothing is more entertaining then obtaining a score of 100 in the eCommerce and Datafeed section for your products! That means each product is the correct size, correctly filled out, written about satisfactorily, has a transparent background, has inventory, has shipping options, and has an automated label! ALL OF THIS FOR THE PURPOSE OF SPREADSHEETS!!! Then after all is quiet, you’ll perfectly place every detail into spreadsheet cells (while minding each individual proper format) for easy uploading by other people to display your products on their websites!

OF COURSE THE AFFILIATES ASK FOR DIFFERENT SIZING! THAT’S A GOOD THING! OF COURSE THEY ONLY WANT TOP SELLERS! OF COURSE PLEASE SEND THEM IN-STOCK FOREVER ITEMS! OF COURSE THEY NEED A 2-HOUR TECH SUPPORT SESSION FOR THEIR E-BAY STORE!

Mo’ Money Mo’ Mojo!

Apps & Games

MMMM… Mo’ Money Mo’ Mojo: – The staff at Hermosa Beach Marketing prefer to start this section with a dictionary of terms:

1. Platform: The enemy. A company that operates a piece of software full of “employee owned”, “large customer”, and “please don’t make me work” apps on preferential treatment for advertising.

2. Booger Picker: The talking heads. People that produce low-quality work abroad that will work until a customization request magically makes them disappear.

3. Technical Executive: The mice of glory. Day to day technicians that operate software based on business owner/client feedback with 1000s of observation hours as to what happens after buttons are pushed.

MMmm Yeah!! This is our slogan and rendition to a successful setting in an “app and games digital advertising” platform. We make this sound when one of 3 things occurred: 1) People at THE PLATFORM felt like working, 2) Bigger companies were in the off position making it noticeable at THE PLATFORM that our tech wasn’t working, or 3) someone at THE PLATFORM just gave us a little bit of respect for our tenacity. We’re okay with whichever of the 3 that the reason was.

NOTE:

There are SO MANY ways to promote an app or game.

There are only 2 WAYS to make money with an app or game.

There is only 1 WAY to advertise in a game/app or set group of games/apps.

The rest is about the relationships involved with Mojo… Downloads increase… Spending increases… Automated money every morning… MMMM….! Good Morning you wonderful old Building and Loan! Give us a call and let’s talk about it.

APPS: Our staff at Hermosa Beach Marketing will install the necessary codes into your app to include advertisements. If we cannot open, de-compile, or find the code that is suppose to be located in your app’s programming; then you will have to conference in your Booger Picker or previous programmer – someone will write down the proper terminology for this conversation. Our business will monetize your app by creating your profiles, getting your app approved, and providing relationships to advertise inside the app itself.

THERE IS ALWAYS AN EASY WAY AND THERE IS ALWAYS A HARD WAY. You’ll find out eventually if someone bought code and slapped your logo on it. EVERYTHING IS EASY UNTIL YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING ON PURPOSE. The expectation of our company versus the expectation of your completed app’s possible earnings are going to vary slightly. We do expect to add the downloading of your app to promotions of your business, or other things that will involve people within your target demographics.

WE STOP YOUR ADVERTISEMENTS WITHOUT SPEAKING WITH YOU FOR TECHNICAL ERRORS IN AN APP OR A GAME. This does come in handy if you forget to speak with us when upgrading, updating, or maintaining. We just turn it on the following day. OF COURSE YOU ALWAYS HAVE ADVERTISING CONTROL IN YOUR POCKET. The saying goes that only monkeys love bananas.

NOTE: If at any time during your career that the software that you use doesn’t look like the software that we use, THEN YOU ARE USING A 3rd PARTY AND PAYING A PREMIUM FOR THE REAL THING INSIDE THE THING THAT YOU ARE USING. One time a potential client told a technical executive here that our program was not Google Ads. “Ma’am, you are right. It is ads.google.com that you’re looking at, not Google Ads. See (copy/paste). Nope. No it’s not.” And that was the end of the conversation because they don’t want to admit to the CEO of their company that they charge their company to do the marketing themselves and then alter the invoices later. IT’S NOT THAT SIMPLE. IF IT DON’T MONETIZE, THEN NOBODY GETS PAID.

Advertising Agency Services in Los Angeles

LA Advertising by Hermosa Beach Marketing

Advertising is the Disciplined Science of Distribution: Advertising is inside the marketing department just like internet advertising would be under the internet marketing department. Advertising has 7 counter parts to consider but the main ones for this page to display will be Discipline, Salespeople, Sales Material, and Retention Material.

Hermosa Beach Marketing offers “digital advertising agency services” from “Los Angeles“. Our staff helps people like you to quantify or ‘use some data’ to determine the who, what, when, where, and why you would want to pay to distribute sales material or retention material. Our staff is trained to explain that each time that you choose to advertise is a decision that requires discipline. They also will ask you about what the salespeople may expect from the decision also.

Decisions to advertise marketing material covers all 3 sides of your business entity: short – medium – long term. We believe that your presentations need to be current, impressionable and memorable towards their purpose. We help take your vision and bring life to your brand/small business/corporation for the purpose of product/service/phone number awareness. Our marketing technicians can represent you in Print, Digital Media, Video and Online Marketing at any time, but our efforts will reach a free pinnacle and later require a paid pinnacle. Appointments are required so call today have a conversation about advertising.

the presidential power package!

A Monthly New Sales Material Creation Subscription

The Presidential Power Package: – Seo Internet Marketing for Small Business Growth. Marketing labor on a monthly basis is here in a bundle at Hermosa Beach Marketing. If you haven’t already, give us a call and order 1 day a month or more!

Welcome to Hermosa Beach Marketing and our sales material on our Presidential Power Package. Our service offers your business a simple strategy of monthly tenaciousness, like how you found this page today. Should you choose to use our strategy, you’ll be faced with a choice of how many hours that you want our marketing techs to work for you each month – the rest of the process isn’t interesting at all!

What we do is build new sales material each month with your business’ name, address and phone number on them. Our techs go to work to promote your new sales material for free online using a process called seo internet marketing. Eventually, there are pinnacles on free-dom promotions, and you’ll have to enter the complicated settings of online advertising… Oh… they’re already done for you by our techs each month… And… you’ll have to monitor, maintain, upgrade, and secure you’re website in order to….. Oh… website admin is included in the bundle???… And… eventually you’ll never care at all, touch a computer, or suggest anything.

The reason that our service works is sales material. You are making a choice of creating sales material each month. We add those materials to your website, social accounts, and directories. Writing, programming, designing, optimizing and more takes place, but that’s not interesting at all! What is interesting is the ability to operate your business in an easy technical way, while never doing anything at all. Call today.

Why did we create the Presidential Power Package? Can’t anyone do things online themselves? Pretty much anyone can do things online, drywall, bookkeeping, skydiving instruction and much, much, more. The differences between real life and virtual real life is that there seems to be an expiration on promotions online.

Do we think that search engines, social media, advertising platforms and more require companies to do online marketing efforts each month? Yes, we think that companies should do online chores. We believe that if the internet believes that your business has unfortunately passed away, then there are other businesses like yours to promote. Hermosa Beach Marketing offers the ability to get your monthly online chores done without any computer knowledge at all with the Presidential Power Package.

SALES MATERIAL CREATION + WEBSITE ADMIN + DIGITAL MARKETING = MONTHLY SUBSCRIPTION BUNDLE FOR SMALL BUSINESSES

WE MAKE SALES MATERIAL AND USE THE FREE SECTIONS OF THE INTERNET TO PROMOTE THEM EVERY MONTH

( • SO YOU DON’T HAVE TO • YOU’LL NEVER TOUCH A COMPUTER AGAIN • )

You’re the President of your company, Ese’…. and this is your Power Package… We’re your workers Dawg..!

A website sits on a computer. Includes monthly unlimited space, SSL, web installation and 24hrs a day upkeep. So easy. Go sell something.

Websites are only saved documents. We write for you. If you want to write something else, go ahead. We’ll put it up. So easy. Go sell something.

We make monthly photos and videos for the search engine with your BUSINESS NAME, ADDRESS, and PHONE NUMBER. So easy. Go sell something.

We never want anyone on your website, we only want people to call you. SEO results are amazing every month! So easy. Go sell something.

Radvertising is included with the Presidential Power Package! We make you money every month by Radvertising. So easy. Go sell something.

Reputation management takes time! We respond to reviews for you in a positive manner. So easy for you. We give you time to GO SELL SOMETHING.

What to expect?

• Billing: Billing is done in advance every month automatically via ACH or Credit Card.
• Contract: There is a contract which states we are in a forever auto-renewable relationship.
• Delivered: Each month you receive an emailed pdf or mailed ‘work completed’ document. Anything we create or write on your behalf, there is a screenshot of. If we misspell something, great catch! We fix it. Other than that you can see what we wrote to your customers in response to reviews, what your advertising looks like, and screenshots of your Google Search and Maps results.
• Communication: In the beginning, we talk to you all the time about phone call quality. We are advertising with your money and we have to communicate for your call quality concerns.
• Cancellation: In the event of death, closure or retirement; people do cancel. Our service is very affordable and our results are very competitive in your favor. Cancellation terms are located on your contract and include a simple written note 30 days before the end of your contract.

• Additional Work: eCommerce stores and memberships sites sometimes have problems and people want us to fix them. Contractually we charge $175 an hour. In the history of our business, we have never had any issue that resulted in more than 1 hour of work on something we made – i.e. Please install the insurance quote portal from our parent company into all 80 of our webpages…. That took Sparks less than 12 minutes by hand… maybe 8 minutes… And he opened, adjusted and saved all 80 pages… a true craftsman.
• First Day: Sometimes people want us to not touch their website. In this case, we use a subdomain and never touch your website but build under it. Other times we rebuild it or transfer it. Our service makes you money because we focus on closing phone calls. You want to make money don’t you? The rest is just social setup passwords or we make it for you. All of it is done over the phone. The map is crucial to your success. None of it you have to know how it works. We bring all your online assets into one place called ‘under your control’. After that, you won’t be needed. Very few times has anyone handed us a Google Ads campaign that worked.

Your Internet Marketing is $75 / Month per employee. 4 Employees = $300/ Month

Your Monthly Internet Advertising is 2, 3 or 4x Your Marketing Depending on Service Area

Marketing Company Services in Los Angeles

LA Marketing by Hermosa Beach Marketing

Marketing is about making sales material: Enjoy your business life away from the computer. A website is sales material and should be monitored and expanded by people who enjoy it. There is no way your income should be attached to a website but to a conversation or advertising. Our service is great for people who run a business and want to enjoy the real world for as low as $300 a month. We deliver you everything we do including absolute domination of your industry using SEO and Advertising. Work together or don’t work at all, our suggestion is to never learn anything about the internet. Life’s great… Go Sell Something!

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